items & such.

this web-log (or "blog") will include things i find funny, things i write which i hope will be funny, and sexy youtube videos that make me feel funny. in that order.

May 16, 2012 at 9:07pm
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General Mills Gives Honey Nut Cheerios Bee Intense Backstory Of Childhood Foster Home Abuse In Bizarre Rebranding Effort →

Might go to hell for it, but I cracked up at this Onion article

May 15, 2012 at 4:23pm
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Reblogged from meganamram

Megan Amram: Kickstarter: National Debt →

meganamram:

ABOUT THIS PROJECT

Hi you guys! Joe Biden and the rest of the gang here! :) We’re looking for some awesome people to help us Kickstart our dream project of having a functioning federal government! That’s where you come in: all we’re asking for is a little help. And twenty trillion dollars.

As you may know, we (the United States government) are a little strapped for cash. Salvage a first-world government’s economy? In

May 7, 2012 at 12:10am
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My (very) short-lived webseries BARELY LEGAL for Atomic Wedgie. 

April 27, 2012 at 2:22pm
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But don’t take my word for it!

But don’t take my word for it!

April 5, 2012 at 12:15pm
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It’s time to eat!

March 29, 2012 at 5:06pm
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Reblogged from slacktory
emunn:

He makes a good point

emunn:

He makes a good point

(Source: slacktory)

March 19, 2012 at 3:29pm
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My first query letter

slushpilehell:

I desire to seek representation for my manuscript which I profoundly state is my crown achievement from my many other bodies of works. I consistently engage in my unique style mixing fiction and nonfiction producing never ending dramatics towards each tale I create…. To further my aspirations I seek an agent (agency) that can uniquely understand my literary pursuits sharing my distinctive visions found acutely in my writings.

My mother was right. I should have been a dentist.

March 16, 2012 at 1:52pm
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If you don’t know about the unintentional comedy of @ChuckGrassley, behold!

If you don’t know about the unintentional comedy of @ChuckGrassley, behold!

March 14, 2012 at 4:36pm
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Now if only she was making a duck face…

Now if only she was making a duck face…

(Source: clumsy-odd-stubborn, via cloudyhushes)

4:33pm
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Oh, damn. HBO mean bidness.

Oh, damn. HBO mean bidness.