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July 2010

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The Last Thing We Need by Claire Vaye Watkins → granta.com

idastewie:

Absolutely.

Be sure you read all five exquisite pages.

Claire Watkins is an amazing writer and a good friend of mine.  What a fuckin’ story.

Jul 31, 20101 note
“It’s getting kind of hard to believe things are going to get better / I’ve been drowning too long to believe that the tide’s going to turn / And I’ve been living too hard to believe things are going to get easier now / I’m still trying to shake off the pain from the lessons I’ve learned / And if I see Van Helsing, I swear to the Lord I will slay him / He’d take you from me, but I swear it won’t let it be so / Blood will run down his face when he is decapitated / His head on my mantle is how I will let this world know / How much I love you / Die, die, die / I can’t.” —from Jason Segel’s puppet musical, “Dracula’s Lament,” from the motion picture, Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Jul 29, 2010
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Jul 27, 20101 note
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There’s a human tendency to resent anyone who disagrees with our pleasures. The less mature interpret that as a personal attack on themselves. They’re looking for support and vindication. In the area of movies, no phenomenon has dramatized this more than the rise of Rotten Tomatoes. When a movie is running at 100% on the Tomatometer, an inevitable death watch occurs, as readers await the first negative vote. Recently the perfect ratings for “Toy Story 3” and “Inception” were “spoiled” by Armond White. There was outrage. The Twitterverse was in flames. A. O. Scott and 22 others also disliked the film, but it was White who got the attention, because he has been cast as the spoiler. As many actors will tell you, it’s more fun to be the villain than the hero. Actually, the Meter on “Inception” is holding at around 84%, but that’s small consolation for some of its fans. They require perfection.

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For some fans, what was necessary was to find validation for their opinions. The Tomatometer, Metacritic, MRQE, Movie Review Intelligence, and the IMDb User Score are easy places to do that. What it comes down to is, you “liked” it and so you require everyone else to “like” it too. When I attacked “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen,” I got 874 comments. About 600 of them were outraged, and most of those were offended that I disagreed with them.

So what? I thought “Dark City” was the best film of its year and “Synecdoche, NY” the best film of its decade. I was in the minority both times. Long years ago, I was also in the minority in my love for “Bonnie and Clyde” and “2001.” Lots of people, right at the first, disagreed. That’s the way it goes. I was outraged, but not about some goofy meter reading.

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—Roger Ebert, “Whole lotta cantin’ going on” (Roger Ebert’s Journal) (via thediscography) (via jacobsknabb)
Jul 20, 20106 notes
Jul 18, 2010
“Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is… maybe he didn’t?” —Eli Cash
Jul 15, 2010
Jul 14, 2010
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Jul 13, 2010
Jul 11, 2010
#tshirt #design
Tired of a bland, colorless vagina? → mynewpinkbutton.com
Jul 10, 2010
“Writing a novel is like driving a car at night. You can see only as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.” -E.L. Doctorow” —
Jul 10, 20101 note
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Jul 10, 201016 notes
Despicable, yes. But I like it, too.

So I went to see a 3D movie.  Despite the annoying glasses-over-glasses phenomenon.  And I gotta say: Illumination Entertainment’s first film, “Despicable Me,” is damn good.  The story is of a villain who tries to reclaim some glory by stealing the moon, but then (naturally) has to adopt a trio of girls.

Sure, it plays on the ol’ heartstring cliches pretty hard (orphan girls in ballet tutus; tiny, adorable minions; stuffed unicorns) but it’s fun throughout and the 3D is damn fine.

And Steve Carrell’s character, Gru, is kind of amazing.  His voice acting is sort of perfect for a gruff-but-loveable supervillain.  And I love his take on children’s literature:

Gru: “Three little kittens started to yawn…” 
Agnes: You’re making them drink the milk! 
Gru: Wow, this is garbage. You actually like this?

I think that’s what I liked best.  The jokes were sharper and more biting than I thought they’d be.  And because of that, it was able to be cute without being saccharine.

I give it my highest grade: A-

Jul 10, 2010
Jul 9, 2010
#lebron #lebum #nba
Jul 9, 2010
#dog #willy #haircut
“How you uh, how you comin’ on that novel you’re working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you’re working on there? Your big novel you’ve been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.” —Stewie Griffin, baby/sociopath
Jul 9, 20101 note
#family guy #stewie #television #pop culture #writing
Will Leitch, Eulogist for the Association → nymag.com

Former Deadspinner, now New York Magazine sports guy looks into the Abyss.  And the Abyss looks back through him.

Jul 9, 2010
I'm in gay-love with "Clients From Hell"

clientsfromhell:

Client: “We love the movie you’ve created for us, but it’s just not working for us”

Me: “Ok, what would make it work?”

Client: “We want it to go viral! It needs dancing babies or unicorns”

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