this web-log (or “blog”) will include things i find funny, things i write which i hope will be funny, and sexy youtube videos that make me feel funny. in that order.Tumblr (3.0; @malber)http://malber.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2edfbea5092bdd4e11d52707bf3edf59/tumblr_mllo5xPXN81s02idlo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>It’s like they’re doing a play about my life.</p>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/52808369652http://malber.tumblr.com/post/52808369652Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:30:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fcf6501188e4a3bc467376526d5bc64d/tumblr_mnwcwbdx6U1su5z48o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7526f5867adf2182d50add48005d3456/tumblr_mnwcwbdx6U1su5z48o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/35b2b508361ad1d0bce5119131b0b35b/tumblr_mnwcwbdx6U1su5z48o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce0acf7a1adc46a8c8bb4825f777eed1/tumblr_mnwcwbdx6U1su5z48o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/048ce4588881d00b760f660ac49beac4/tumblr_mnwcwbdx6U1su5z48o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/14b85617f27b4328cd5e5f0b059627ab/tumblr_mnwcwbdx6U1su5z48o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Crossover</p>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/52337759634http://malber.tumblr.com/post/52337759634Thu, 06 Jun 2013 19:55:08 -0400<p><a href="http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/post/50999878597/change-society-for-the-better" class="tumblr_blog">shitmystudentswrite</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Climate change is a serious problem facing the world today, I believe that if we we changed society for the better and built all roads in giant tunnels the air would never reach space.</p></blockquote> <p>Too true. Too true.</p>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/51007338825http://malber.tumblr.com/post/51007338825Tue, 21 May 2013 15:33:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4aca95215a7f0612fc29c8c85e903cd8/tumblr_mgn3r2opON1rifqsvo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ddd24a5f51d7dc6695be9bf2033bd4ae/tumblr_mgn3r2opON1rifqsvo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b7c84f33dcd5a9f04be5e9171b8d4095/tumblr_mgn3r2opON1rifqsvo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ccd7f8a929b91e93107d9cb5be8326e5/tumblr_mgn3r2opON1rifqsvo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/59d990e2e978ff94ef6f52ad6ea05343/tumblr_mgn3r2opON1rifqsvo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bc7e06a19aaf462b54f9defd5cb0d0fc/tumblr_mgn3r2opON1rifqsvo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>JK, JK</p>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/50972100284http://malber.tumblr.com/post/50972100284Tue, 21 May 2013 01:49:51 -0400<a href="http://kenbaumann.tumblr.com/post/43600711635/novel-vs-tv">BAUMANNBLOG: A quick look at the difference between writing a long dramatic novel...</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kenbaumann.tumblr.com/post/43600711635/novel-vs-tv">kenbaumann</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A quick look at the difference between writing a long dramatic novel with a complicated narrative and writing a long dramatic television show with a complicated narrative:</p> <p><strong>NOVEL</strong>: You work for free. There’s no guarantee that your work will ever be widely produced.<br/><strong>TV</strong>: You are paid very well. You…</p> </blockquote>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/43601721038http://malber.tumblr.com/post/43601721038Wed, 20 Feb 2013 19:09:39 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cBiR2rKU69U?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Will probably go crazy viral and thus not be cool, but this is pretty laughy. NSFW maybe?</p>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/43034832196http://malber.tumblr.com/post/43034832196Wed, 13 Feb 2013 18:39:02 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/89d2b69e292014eca52e0bcdbbd29335/tumblr_mhol8rbhxJ1qcct6po1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>If Kelly Rowland starred in The Prestige…</p>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/42257471097http://malber.tumblr.com/post/42257471097Mon, 04 Feb 2013 00:43:39 -0500<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tVUJIGqL1AA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Some great and interesting advice from World Champion Procrastinator John Hodgman.</p>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/42255959822http://malber.tumblr.com/post/42255959822Mon, 04 Feb 2013 00:21:16 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9948338842c951a8e0ff17d9abdb1586/tumblr_mgln7t8hxH1rkffgxo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9cbbf1f7f8f8cf5d0eb7b287f5e4f245/tumblr_mgln7t8hxH1rkffgxo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2612e45176dd9452db0c220ae0891cbf/tumblr_mgln7t8hxH1rkffgxo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3af20be63bbe5b92972a679c95213da7/tumblr_mgln7t8hxH1rkffgxo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f1904ed98138c1cb2160c034560b213/tumblr_mgln7t8hxH1rkffgxo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/62a182f063e6e6d0f5dc03642af8ff6e/tumblr_mgln7t8hxH1rkffgxo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>Right?!</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.witstream.com/post/40527112969/will-ferrell-and-kristen-wiig-should-give-out">witstream</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“<span>Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig should give out every award from now on, especially the Pulitzer. #GoldenGlobes”</span></p> <p><strong><span>—<a href="http://witstream.com/contributor/Doug_Benson" title="WSdougbenson">@DougBenson</a></span></strong></p> </blockquote>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/40529027874http://malber.tumblr.com/post/40529027874Mon, 14 Jan 2013 13:00:52 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meewnlknet1qec5vxo1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meewnlknet1qec5vxo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meewnlknet1qec5vxo3_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meewnlknet1qec5vxo6_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meewnlknet1qec5vxo7_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meewnlknet1qec5vxo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meewnlknet1qec5vxo14_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meewnlknet1qec5vxo15_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meewnlknet1qec5vxo16_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><strong>Home Alone (1990)</strong>:Kevin McCallister</p> </blockquote> <p>“Keep the change, you filthy animal.”</p>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/38609575806http://malber.tumblr.com/post/38609575806Sun, 23 Dec 2012 01:42:16 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2a2inOzqx1qgzxcao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wildly disturbing.</p>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/35038686628http://malber.tumblr.com/post/35038686628Sun, 04 Nov 2012 23:38:47 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb41uzfXZl1rhj0kfo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/32543178630http://malber.tumblr.com/post/32543178630Sat, 29 Sep 2012 16:22:44 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/fOPNJl0PDP8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Finally! A real discussion about what the hell is going on with Nic Cage.</p>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/32542833776http://malber.tumblr.com/post/32542833776Sat, 29 Sep 2012 16:17:31 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/8U4zemqaq68?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>“…If you live near a rooster you should not take Cloaxia.”</p>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/29995632917http://malber.tumblr.com/post/29995632917Wed, 22 Aug 2012 19:27:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m80dc0r4RE1qcct6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is all over Facebook, but I loved it SO DON’T TELL ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN’T POST.</p>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/28391071393http://malber.tumblr.com/post/28391071393Tue, 31 Jul 2012 00:48:00 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ure6I6mRyDc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>See if this doesn’t get stuck in your head.</p>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/27487951383http://malber.tumblr.com/post/27487951383Wed, 18 Jul 2012 12:33:54 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/pBkAi-giu-g?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I would kill to watch just one episode of this show.</p>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/26856743062http://malber.tumblr.com/post/26856743062Mon, 09 Jul 2012 17:37:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ldvtjk4p1qcct6po1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I <em>thirst</em>.</p>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/26424239944http://malber.tumblr.com/post/26424239944Tue, 03 Jul 2012 12:02:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6en7knzV11qlvhwoo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6en7knzV11qlvhwoo4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6en7knzV11qlvhwoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hobartpulp.tumblr.com/post/26177174529/channing-magic-mike-tatum-versus-mike-magic">hobartpulp</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Channing “Magic Mike” Tatum VERSUS <a href="http://www.hobartpulp.com/games/magicessay.html">Mike “Magic Mike” Alber</a>!!</p> </blockquote>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/26178553815http://malber.tumblr.com/post/26178553815Fri, 29 Jun 2012 21:03:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5a8m44q361qcct6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hashtag: mindblown</p>http://malber.tumblr.com/post/24662491550http://malber.tumblr.com/post/24662491550Fri, 08 Jun 2012 01:01:15 -0400